Archive for December, 2005

Fridays Floods

New battery yesterday. This afternoon I had to try it out. Started ok. Went to the post office in Ballywalter then on to the bank in Kircubbin. Any dip in the road had become a small ford. The car in front was being extremely cautious… as if there was some mystery to the depth of the water that it somehow might flood their car or wash them away. They paused at the edge of each to weigh up the dangers before getting their tyres wet. Road rage was beginning to stir in my toes. I could feel it working it’s way up to escape my mouth as a string of exasperated expletives. Saved by the end of the road… they disappeared in another direction.

The bank was empty. Friday afternoons are usually chockablock. No-one has any money left to bank after Santa robbed them of it. No queue was a pleasant change. Called at the garage for some air in the tyres… one was almost flat. Home. Dog walking with big smiles like a small child splashing in the rivers of draining rainwater still flowing along the sides of the roads. Down to the beach to let him run. Decided not to when a family of four were there desperately trying to fly a kite with no clue how to. Two women, a man and a small boy. The small boy wasn’t getting to do anything other than stand and watch one woman drag his beautiful kite through the wet sand while she ran with increasing speed thinking this would somehow get it into the air. The kite was at least twice the original weight they had got so much water and beach on the thing. I could have shouted some guidelines at them but found more pleasure in not. I stood and watched for a while bemused at the antics until the dog became restless for his run. I’d have to take him across the fields instead. We turned around and headed back up the road. Got soaked when one car didn’t slow down to go past. An R driver with no wit or consideration. Same type of driver that ends up wrapped around a tree… no other vehicles involved.

Leaning on the gate, I tried to count pheasant in the field. When I moved here there seemed to be no more than a half dozen. Now it’s more like a good 20-30. They’ve been busy. I haven’t had pheasant in a very long time. Not much pickings on one of those… but 20 of them might be worth a pie. My imagination sets about it’s evil plan to capture the pheasant in traps and proceed to let them go again… too chicken to do the dirty deed. Too chicken to kill anything much other than fish. Oh fish! My mind wanders to trout then on to peaceful June riverbanks covered in sweet cicily. The dog comes back from his run around the field. Energy off loaded. He shakes the muck off.

Home again jiggity jig…

Posted 4:54 pm on December 30th, 2005

Siran - Greece

While working in Siran picking grapes, we had met a few folks. One very hard up English bloke desperate to get home was selling off his belongings. We bought his tent for a fiver. It was luxury compared to the Wendy house and a necessity now that we were no longer homeward bound. Four other blokes - three Scots and a Scousser - were travelling to Greece by car and very kindly offered to take my rucksack to save me lugging the thing. We planned to meet them in Patras three days after leaving Siran. We were travelling by bus this time, no hitching involved so three days was ample time to allow them and us to get there. The thought that they may make off, never to be seen again with my duds hadn’t once crossed my mind. I packed some clothes for the journey in Tony’s rucksack. He grumbled about it. A little bit jealous that no-one had offered to transport his stuff by car.

Richard, a hairdresser with a mass of black curls down beyond his shoulders, beard and moustache, sun bronzed giving the appearance of some godlike character until he opened his mouth and shattered the illusion with broad Glaswegian dialect barely understandable… was the one who had chivalrously offered to haul my luggage. I remember little of the other Scots except that one of them needed to get larger swimming trunks. The ones he had didn’t cover much. The Scousser was an odd character still pale and looking ill even after a spell in the Mediterranean sunshine. That was just the type of him. He would always look ill to me.

Off we went to Lyon to catch the bus to Greece and Patras to meet our friends coming from the Brindisi ferry. By the time we reached Lyon, I realised that wearing shorts wasn’t such a good idea. The temperatures further north were nothing like what they had been in Siran. We had deposited the rucksack in left luggage which was now closed for the night. Having decided to wait overnight for our bus in the station and not spend anything on accommodation, I had no choice other than to shiver until morning.

The bus took us through northern Italy and Yugoslavia with only a few stops for refueling and food. Arriving in Athens we caught another bus to Patras. Either we were early or they were late but our friends hadn’t arrived. We booked into a cheap hotel and waited. Two days later they arrived without the car. It had broken down somewhere on the way and so they abandoned it. We’d seen enough of Patras already and planned to move on the next day to Nafplio to spend our few weeks lawling around in the sun before the money ran out and we would have to head back to Northern Ireland.

Next morning we all caught the bus. It was a strange system they used for seating…. the tickets were numbered in correspondance with the seat numbers and seemed to be given out randomly with no consideration that people may be travelling together. We weren’t aware of the rules and just sat down as a bunch near the back of the bus. Several stops later a small Greek man with attitude got on the bus and began to protest that I was in his seat. The bus was half empty. None of us could understand why he couldn’t just sit down somewhere else. The bus driver was keeping an eye to the situation in his mirror but saying nothing. Richard (my hero again) stood up in my defense when this adamant little man grabbed my wrist and tried to pull me out of the seat. At this point the bus driver shouted something at the man and he wandered off to a vacant seat. It was much later that I noticed my watch had gone. Cheap digital thing. It wasn’t worth stealing.

Nafplio was a small town with a huge fort on top of the hill. We immediately met up with some other travellers at the bus drop off point and got talking. One guy John, was from Twinbrook in Belfast and had been living/working there for some time with his Dutch girlfriend Uri. At this point we realised there may be an opportunity to stay in Greece for a while if we too could find work. John said he would recommend us since he was heading off to the Netherlands. Maybe his boss would need more help. We pitched the new tent where camping was illegal… among the trees near the beach within a little community of lawbreakers. That night a drunk Greek unzipped the tent demanding cigarettes. It was the same Greek who had earlier invited me to go and pick prickly pears with him. Tony, half asleep, told him in a spontaneously acquired German accent that he would shoot him if he didn’t %^&*! off. Next morning we booked into the same cheap hotel that our Scottish friends were staying in. One of them had been arrested for stealing an embroidered shirt from a souvenir shop. He was drunk, although that probably would have made little difference. He was also an idiot. John took us next day to see his boss. He had no work to offer us at the time but knew someone who might. Within a couple of days, Artemis, a carpenter, came to collect us in his truck. He needed help in his workshop and offered accommodation of sorts in a half built house above the business.

There were a lot of half built houses in Greece at the time. It was a tax dodge. If you had a half built house or work in progress there was some sort of rebate. Everybody was at it. In Artemis case… he had completed his own bedroom and the rest was a shell of bare brick and cement. It was shelter and it was free. We said our farewells to the wastrels in Nafplio and moved in to Artemis’ cave further north in the village of Figtia.

Posted 8:34 pm on December 29th, 2005

Hiccups

Comical and so annoying. I’ve been cursed by a plague of hiccups following dinner. I thought they would subside naturally by induced burping but nooooooo they persist. I’ll try the upside down water drinking trick in a few minutes if they dont go away. Never fails.

Watching ‘Signs’ but it hasn’t grabbed me. Maybe the hiccups have spoiled my concentration. I’ve had more tv this week that most of the year put together. I cant claim to be impressed. One film wasn’t bad Minority Report. I wonder if they stole the plot from an already famous foreign film as they did for Vanilla Sky. I saw the Spanish version of that one before the English version.

Mel Gibson is talking to a pantry door pretending to be a policeman. The alien invasion isn’t convincing. I wonder why. Nice house though. Surrounded by fields of maize and exaggerated colours in the grass and flowers that have to be enhanced. Too pretty to be true.

Hiccup… time for the water. Say boo!

Posted 9:40 pm on December 28th, 2005

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Posted 8:24 pm on December 27th, 2005

Reely Jiggered

Strange still day. I’m sitting here staring blankly at the screen wondering how on earth I’m going to make the photos a friend has sent for her web site, represent her in a professional way. Ooohhh the challenge. I think it’s an impossible task. I’m still waiting on the inclusive details she promised would follow more than two weeks ago. It’s frustrating trying to get something completed that’s dragging on into another year. I shouldn’t care less I suppose. Her own fault for not giving me any descriptions, pricing or even any vague directions what she wants me to do. She started all this in April. *sigh*

Time to get the bodhran out of it’s case and batter the hell out of it.

Posted 5:13 pm on December 26th, 2005

oh ye

What to do today… oh what to do. There is sun out there. The usual walk on the beach or I could charge up the battery one more time and head west to join the long shadows on the shores of Strangford Lough. Sunset on the shortest day made me wish I had brought a camera. Rippled sand pink clouds on intense blue and everything to the fore in silhouette. I could barely keep to the road for rubbernecking. Lines of homebound traffic and winding country roads demanding concentration with nowhere to pull over. When I get to a place… it’s too late. That good to be alive moment has already passed on to someone elses horizon. Never lingering long enough to be taken for granted.

I turn 43 without a hitch. Remy Martin and a slice. The western world goes insane for the weekend. Like an alien observer, I wonder what the fuss is all about and carry on preening my non participating self righteousness.

Posted 1:41 pm on December 24th, 2005

Powerfood

My phone is jingling to tell me to plug it in. It will persist until I get up and feed it electricity, warbling it’s dying pleas at one minute intervals. I shall ignore it with a cruel sense of torturous evil that finds it’s release in targeting inanimate objects with too much to say. It appeals to the stubborn side of my nature to not give in to the protests until I’m good and ready. Sooner or later it will stop crying when it’s battery makes plain that it is just a machine and I am in charge here. That’ll teach it.

A day with little pressure to do anything at all and I’m tempted to haul all the cupboards out of the kitchen to try and make the dishwasher fit in there. I’m getting sick of it sitting in the living room as a redundant object other than to hold up the stack of boxes as yet unpacked with nowhere to go. Seems like too much work when I can’t even muster the motivation to walk to the other end of the room and plug the phone into it’s charger.

Slipping into bad habits again. Not getting to bed until 4. Work is partly to blame. Other than that I can only blame myself for drifting through the night on whatever whim carries me. Last night it was scanning old photos. I borrowed my Dad’s scanner to get them done. So many of the wretched things to go through and hardly a one of them worth looking twice at. It may have been better to leave them in the cupboard out of sight. Now I have a table covered in photo folders waiting to be processed to digital and no space on it to set a plate of food. Good excuse not to cook!

Warble warble…
It’s getting weaker by the minute. I’ll let it die and resurrect it later. Nobody is going to ring me on that one today.

Posted 2:28 pm on December 22nd, 2005