Archive for January, 2006

Cryogenic Luncheon Burbles

The heating oil ran out or at least I turned off the boiler in the hope that there’s still enough in the tank to allow a refill without the boiler needing bled. It’s awkward as hell here. My storage tank is in one of the stables and the boiler is at the back of the house in my neighbours garden. I have access but I hate tramping through there unless it’s absolutely necessary. So I decided to do without the oil refill and see how long I can get by with just the fire in the living room. It’s like some throwback to the days when nobody had centrally heated houses and is there really any need? Yeah it’s more comfortable but what’s wrong with donning an extra layer of clothes instead. It costs less and does no harm to the environment. I’m sitting here with no heating, no fire and a blanket. I may look ridiculous but I’m warm. Now should I want to run around naked…. then I’ll have to light the fire and wait for the heat to build up enough. I think I’ll just wait for summer. With all the ailments and allergies that smit the centrally heated society I wonder if we’d be better off with a little hardship mixed with fresh air. If I come down with something during this experiment it’ll probably be due to those overheating toxins being eliminated and the runny nose cool germs setting to form a balance. Maybe the cold is making me rave although I wouldn’t call it cold. Does hypothermia do that kind of thing? Feel no pain, slip into a contented coma at saving the environment and wake up in May surrounded by spring. Rip Van Winkle may have overshot the mark. That was one hellova depression. Twenty years lost, the shock is unimaginable. I don’t think cryonics is a good thing either. Slow change is bad enough but what would it be like to wake up in a different era entirely only to find yourself in a zoo of other ‘evolutionary’ specimens on display to be poked and prodded with a label round your neck as if you’re some missing link to a more primitive species. Such is the vanity of mankind to assume that we have somehow progressed even though we are edging closer to self annihilation, driven by the same greedy power lust that produces nothing of value but holds the world captive.

Posted 1:55 pm on January 27th, 2006

Figtia

Artemis place was set in behind the cafe on a back road.Not much went on in Figtia other than backgammon at the cafe but that was a masculine passtime. The women didn’t seem to go out with their husbands. I don’t know if it was because it was their only opportunity to get their heads showered and enjoy the peace, or if it was a frowned upon thing. Being a foreigner, these rules weren’t clear nor did I intend them to apply. There was no work for me in Artemis workshop. He set Tony to hand sanding doors. I spent my days upstairs in the half built shell… getting depressed with the surroundings… nothing to do. Artemis spoke with some relatives and found me a few days work picking lemons.

It was good to escape the drab walls for a few days. Lemon picking didn’t come without some bloodshed. The trees were viscious. Two inch thorns made it impossible to get through the day without lacerations on hands, arms and anywhere else that happened to be exposed to the pricks. I remember the smell of the lemons. It was a small orchard. Only a couple of days work, but enough to build a reliable reputation.

John and Uri were still living at Yanni’s house and planned to go to Holland after a few more weeks. The olive harvest was about to begin.

Yanni would need some help to get his olives in. Tony was tiring of sanding doors 8 hours a day and when we were asked to work on the olive harvest we jumped at the chance. This meant moving house. Yanni’s house was another work in progress and once again we were allocated a room on the upper half built floor. Work began before dawn. We climbed into the back of a truck not all that sure what to expect. It seemed like we drove for miles up narrow mountain roads that weren’t wide enough for the truck to be on. It was a rough ride. A few other Greeks were picked up along the way. The women crossed themselves frantically on passing every roadside booth or groto. It was as if we were on a sacred mission. I little knew that first morning just how sacred. Those first olive groves in the mountains were in a lovely location, but the work only lasted a couple of days.

We learned the basics of what to do, spreading tarpaulins beneath the trees and using an olive comb (a little like a mini rake) to comb the fruit from the branches onto the tarp. Because of the use of olive oil for religious purposes, it was considered some kind of sacrilege to stand on them…. even accidentally. I was chided often by the women who furiously crossed themselves and seemed annoyed that I didnt do likewise. Not wishing to give offense I was careful from then on to try to do the impossible and get through the day without crushing one single olive underfoot. After combing everything off the tree the pile on the ground had to then be sorted to remove any twigs or leaves that had fallen. That being done the produce was put into sacks and loaded onto the truck.

My favourite part of the day was the wonderful picnic lunches that were provided. Filo pastry nibbles, chicken, boiled eggs, feta cheese, salad, cold pasta, tomatoes, potatoes, bean soup, freshly baked bread and retsina to wash it all down. These feasts in the field were supplied by almost every farmer we worked for no matter what the harvest.

Yanni’s brother in law needed help next. About two weeks work on his olives and we could stay on at the half built hotel. The lunches were a little more sparse with the new employer. He also expected that after a days work on his olives that we pack eggs… an extra hour onto an already gruelling day. His wife always concocted something strange to feed us. Neither of them would eat any. I suspect it was mostly chickens that had expired and unfit for food but beggars couldnt be choosers. This guy wasn’t paying until the end of the two weeks. That was the biggest mistake. By now our clothes were becoming water proof from working with this oily fruit. I just wanted a bath. Come payday he paid 100 drx less than everyone else for the days work…. and nothing for the egg packing claiming that we had to do that to pay for the wonderful chicken dinners he provided. Yanni was upset when we told him what had happened. He was genuinely decent man who felt bad because he had recommended us to his brother in law and vice versa. He offered to pay the difference himself but we wouldn’t take it. He had some more olive groves almost ready to harvest. The promise of more work was enough.

We finished the year out working on olives and egg packing for Yanni and for Panagoula Panayoti who lived at the bottom of the village. Panagoula’s father was an amazing character. 81 and still climbing ladders to comb olives. His voice had gone, like so many elderly Greek men… apparently due to a lifetime of drinking Raki. I wish I had some photos from those days.

December made Tony homesick at the prospect of missing his gifts from Santa… work had run out for now with no prospect of anything until the orange harvest began. So we headed to Athens with chicken George (who drove the egg collection truck) and caught the Magic Bus to London and Ulsterbus back to Belfast. Home sweet home. It was great to sleep in a real bed.

Posted 3:48 pm on January 22nd, 2006

Autopsy

Watched Dr. Gunther von Hagens disecting bodies on the latest tv show for the medical profession. He did the bodyworlds exhibition and another program last year called anatomy for beginners. I was fascinated to see the frozen body of a 45 year old woman who had died from the effects of secondary cancer spreading throughout her body. They placed the frozen carcass in a box and filled it with polyeurethene foam, just like those magicians do before they saw a lady in half…. bar the foam of course… brought in a ban saw and cut sections across the torso to show the tumours. Her liver was riddled. It was interesting… they also disected a 76 year old not frozen partially putrified woman who died from bowel cancer… verrrry messy. I’m thankful they have yet to invent smellovision.

Posted 12:54 am on January 18th, 2006

Red Meat

I had to go to the shops for more dog food. It seems a never ending chore to feed this animal that does nothing to earn his keep other than look cute and deter the cat from entering the house. Another six quids worth of yummy complete should last him the week. I need to start buying the stuff in bulk instead of forking out to the daylight robbers in the local grocers. Two boxes of Bakers completely spoilt dog food, one box of Brekies cat food… and what do I get?? A LOAF. Sod that… woman can’t live by bread alone either. I grabbed a pre packed lump of frying steak on my way to the check out and a large bag of potatoes. Tonight’s carnivorous menu will be a welcome change from the endless cheapo chicken that provides most of my protein.

Moved bedrooms last night. Slept like a brick for another 10 hours but at least today I don’t feel like I need a snooze to break up the day. Could be that I need to sleep east/west rather than north/south. Could be the freedom of a bigger room, bigger bed, more air, less noise (not counting the scratching of some form of life in the walls around dawn)lack of dog on the bed…. could be any number of things.

Got drenched walking said dog. Dog got drenched also. He’ll have a nice soft coat from the rainwater.

Wonder what’s going on with the new member of the family. Not heard much furore since but then I havent made the effort to ring them either. Thought I’d let them have some peace to settle into a routine before going to visit. I’m going to give them a call now before I forget again and dont remember until it’s drifted beyond social time and well into the wee small hours.

Posted 4:05 pm on January 16th, 2006

My very good friend the milkman

MY VERY GOOD FRIEND THE MILKMAN
Fats Waller

My very good friend the milkman says
That I’ve been losing to much sleep
He doesn’t like the hours I keep
And he suggests that you should marry me
* * *
My very good friend the mailman says
That it would make his burden less
If we both had the same address
And he suggests that you should marry me.
* * *
Then there’s a very friendly fellow who prints
All the latest real estate news
And every day he sends me blueprints
Of cottages with country views
* * *
My very good friends the neighbours say
That they’ve been watching little things I do
And they perceive that I love you
So I suggest that you should marry me.

I was listening to the online replay of Walter Love’s jazz show lately. I can only assume that he played this tune since I can’t seem to get it out of my head. I may have been played on Radio Normaal but somehow I doubt that. It was good to hear it again. My ex got custody of all the jazz CD’s save a couple of Stephane Grapelli, Django Reinhardt and the Hot Club of France. Something about those early recordings that hold a charm non existant in the more recent. They always sounded so much like they enjoyed what they were doing. An infectious happiness still potent decades later.

Posted 3:02 pm on January 16th, 2006

Of the Press

Cloves all peeled waiting to be squeezed into a simmering sauce. I popped in two, double deckered and aimed for the pot. Both hands required to press I was ready to lift a knife and scrape the pureed parts that cling on. The whole cloves shot across the floor like bullets. I briefly imagined I had performed some slight of hand and paused for the mental applause while staring at the unpressed garlic lying in a corner. I turned the press in disbelief to find the grid was gone… now lost in the sauce. Another tool worn thin. In some ways I was happy about it. That press was always too small for the quantities I like to add requiring a reload and two scrapings. I managed not to break any teeth and spat out the offending metal… it being intact as one lump. If there were smaller pieces, they were too small to qualify as grit and passed through my mouth unnoticed. The usual garlicy flavour was lacking.

I was taking a short cut from the car park behind Wardens shop in Newtownards to the bank. The short cut goes through a shop that I can’t remember the name of. I think it’s Reflections or something like that. They have kindly allowed people to use their premises as a thoroughfare but I should think that it brings them extra business. People passing through being tempted by various acouterments including 2 (3 if you’re determined) clove capacity garlic presses. Made in Taiwan. I try to picture it as Made in Formosa, a more gentle name, and wonder how long this one will last… only £2.99.. roll up.

Back at the van. The dog was keeping my seat warm as usual. Do I fight the traffic and wait in a queue for cheap diesel or call at the first garage on my side of the street regardless of price. I opt for the latter only having a fiver left to spend. The saving would probably be taken up in extra fuel while sitting in the queue. Only a handful of pence given over gladly to the higher rate garage to get back out of town as quickly as possible. No queue at their pumps and a view over Strangford Lough. I doubt that the youngster behind the counter appreciates looking out at Scrabo tower with the sun shining on it and a host of migratory birds on the mudflats. I lift the diesel hose from the pump and spill a nozzlefull of fuel left from the last customer all down the van. If only I had got it in faster it would have made up for the difference in price! At least now one part of the bodywork is clean! Intending to take some photos I had the camera in my jacket pocket. Everything I wanted to snap was out of range. I want a new camera with decent optical zoom. I’ll have to want.

Getting near home, the tide was out, being a few hours earlier than yesterdays walk. I parked at the end of my road and took mutley for a run on the expanse of sand. Not a soul in sight. Just some Sandpipers, Oyster Catchers and a handful of Canada Geese that immediately took to flight scolding at my invasion. I could have stayed longer but didn’t.

Posted 4:24 pm on January 11th, 2006

Tavanagh Weaving Factory

Tavanagh

Posted 9:44 pm on January 6th, 2006