Call me Rudolf
3,323 ViewsI woke up Saturday morning with that ominous razor blade in the throat announcement that something alien had invaded my body. As per usual I did the Lion, a yoga exercise that illiminates the razor blades every time. (Yes I know it looks scary/ridiculous but it really works.) All the other symptoms continue but no sore throat which is a always a boon. Yesterday was sweaty. Another good sign. This morning my face was stuck to the pillow. yeuk! Now all I need to do is expectorate what’s left of the invasion and things can get back to normal.
First cold I’ve had in yonks. It’s quite a novelty to be phlegm filled with a red nose and uncontrolable sneezing. Thankfully the stuff I’m working on is easy wipe vinyl. Hehe…
Achoooooooooooooo!
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Oh man, that last bit was funny.
Hope you feel better soon. Colds are, you know, usually a two week thing though. I haven’t had a cold in yonks either. Stay away from me!
I think you’re safe in Colorado… unless Cybez sneezes your direction.
It must’ve been my fault I sneezed in Greba. Now I’ve gone on a diet of Lemsip, hot ports, hot whiskey and I’m trying to finish of an old bottle of Cavonia (umm, i think i should add some vodka to it).
a sneeze in Greba ……..s..p…r…..e….a………….d.ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
You smit me
sniff sniff …. I suppose now is not a good time to mention the diploma I’ve just received from Dublin University in ‘advanced cyber farting techniques for the discerning connoisseur’ .. .. coff
Now is a very good time since I’ve lost my sense of smell…
I take it that’s an honorary diploma for services in the field.