The Bells Have Made Me Deaf

Why oh why are people still sucked in by this crap?

Subject: This was on Good Morning America, it is worth a try!
Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:45:08 -0700

Bill Gates is sharing his fortune….please read on!
To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from my friend
Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney. If she says that this will work
it will work. After all, what have you got to lose?

READ BELOW.

SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I’m an attorney, and I know
the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through
with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class
action suit
similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too
long ago.

Dear Friends:

Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his
fortune. If
you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the
largest
Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorerremains
the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta
test. When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will
track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two-week time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you

$245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,
Microsoft
will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, you
will be
paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your
address and
then send you a check.

I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this

e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and

within days, I received a check for $24,800.00. You need to respond
before

the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the
man.

It’s all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as
possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00 We’re not going to
help them
out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for
our time.
My brother’s girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit
him for the Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of
$4,324.44 and was stamped “Paid in full” Like I said before, I know
the law, and this is for real.

PS. If you dont forward this post to all your friends you’ll grow a second head. I know that for a fact. I’ve just had one removed.

Posted on Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 at 6:08 pm.
Tags: Spam.
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