Archive for April, 2007

Dining à la Hubbard

I am once again without transport and on opening the fridge tonight in the hope of dinner, I was confronted with one chicken fillet, the remains of a bag of salad and an unopened bottle of Mâcon Solutré. The cupboard wasn’t much more inviting, having two jars of Tahini paste, one tube of tomato puree, two tins of sliced peaches and a box of Cornflakes.

Can’t cook wont cook. So this evenings concoction is chicken fillet in a white wine/sesame sauce. I’m sure the two garlic pittas in the bread bin will really round it all off into a plateful of not haute cuisine. I will enjoy it, in a half starved all day cheese and marmalade experimentally excessive Mâcon Solutré sort of way.

Please mister mechanic, fix me altenator by tomorrow.

Posted 7:31 pm on April 24th, 2007

Stop playing with your zip

One of the very minor aggravations in my life is the unnecessarily zipped single file. This method of sending is fine for normal files which become smaller by compressing them into a zip file but I can see no benefit in zipping what is already compressed, i.e. an mp3 file, It just means I have to unpack the damn thing in several clicks before I can get at it. It’s a total waste of fifteen seconds.

YES, YOU CAN SEND A SINGLE mp3 FILE WITHOUT ZIPPING IT!!

Posted 9:08 am on April 24th, 2007

Well it isn’t Black Sabbath

It’s more Frankie Goes to Holywood meets Black Sabbath but the vocals sound like it’s somebody in their bedroom singing along, trying to learn the lyrics from the CD sleeve. No passion. Even so, I kinda like it…. I think…. uhhh

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Posted 8:41 pm on April 19th, 2007

Ignorant Drivers

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I had to go through Donaghadee yesterday afternoon heading to Bangor to collect a chair. On the way out of the town there were road works… the scourge of the countryside. Everywhere you go now there seems to be some kind of digging activity going on leaving only one side of the highway available for road users. This one had lights which work for the most part in keeping the flow of traffic moving in fair turn. However, while traffic may have been moving well all day, this was rush hour in Donaghadee. After passing the go light, a slow moving vehicle in front of me turning right held back myself and several other cars behind me. That wasn’t any problem. People turn right all the time and you have to stop to give them time to get out of the way.

Moving on and almost at the other end of the road works, the lights for the oncoming traffic had obviously changed and the arrogant little man in the first car led a three vehicle charge into the breach. There was no excuse. Big red van no more than six car lengths away is not invisible. So there he was on my side of the road blocking the way, throwing his arms around and mouthing what were no doubt profanities in my direction. His poor wife sat mortified with a face like thunder looking out the passenger window. I beeped at him and pointed that he could easily move over through the cones onto his own side of the road. More arm waving and mime and hand signals that I should reverse out of his way. Where did he think I could go? There were at least three cars immediately behind me and no room to get past him even if I mounted the footpath. So I complied with his wishes for me to shift and moved forward rather than backwards while pointing that he could move to the other side of the road. At this stage, a workman came walking towards the potential stabbing and as if by magic, Mister ‘I own the road’ moved back onto his own side followed by the two cars who were jammed in behind him. He’d already disrupted the traffic for at least five minutes. Why on earth he couldn’t just move over in the first place was a mystery to me. It wasn’t a difficult manoeuvere by any means.

So who had the right of way? Who should have moved? Who was to blame? Are road works with lights exempt from all the rules?

I would gladly have nudged over had there been anywhere to go regardless of who was right. Everyone makes mistakes but discourteous drivers with a bad attitude REALLY get up my nose.

Posted 10:55 am on April 17th, 2007

Rescue the Perishing

I have spent the last couple of hours watching cows guzzle water. Some idiot cowman put them in a field and didn’t fill the water trough. Trekking through the fields with the dog, I stopped by the empty trough to admire the heat hazy view and turn the tap on to let the mutt get a drink. Luckily I was on the other side of the fence when the stampede began. The water charges may be unfair but your livestock isn’t worth much if it’s died from dehydration. I doubt it would increase the milk yield much either.

Good deed for the day done. I feel hopelessly smug, so smug I may drive the cart to town and buy a beer.

Posted 4:49 pm on April 14th, 2007

The National

Seems appropriate today for all those poor wee horses being flogged around a wicked race circuit. Of course the lyrics have absolutely nothing to do with horse racing but hey… can’t have everything.

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Posted 10:36 am on April 14th, 2007

Glastry Farm Ice Cream II

This evening the local shop had acquired a selection of ice cream flavours from Glastry Farm. Well, at least four flavours, which is an improvement on just one choice and still a sad lack of whiskey flavour. One of the four being the surplus of Rhubarb and Ginger that no-one but I was brave enough to try. To be fair, the Rhubarb and Ginger stuff did start to grow on me and I managed to finish the tub without too much more gurning about it’s unusualness. This time I played safe and went for Vanilla Bean. Just as I suspected… it’s delicious… so delicious that it comes close to Borza’s ice cream (which is alas no longer in existance) so delicious that I may have to eat the whole thing myself. Fat pig that I am.

Posted 5:45 pm on April 12th, 2007