The Snoot

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I get a bit irritated when a pretentious customer questions my working methods or even questions my capabilities. It’s fair enough in some cases to have a little bit of doubt if there has been no recommendation but when they got my name in the first place from a highly reputable business in their area who I also work for, then I don’t feel they have an excuse. The shop in question wouldn’t recommend me if I wasn’t up to scratch. It’s insulting to be treated like a child by some silly woman with delusions of grandeur. So, short of getting back in the van and driving off leaving her and her chair standing agape at the French doors, I bit my lip and took the insult with a grinding smile, reassuring her that there would be no problem and no, of course her shabby chair wouldn’t come back smelling of cigarette smoke and cat piss. It is, however, going to have at least a two week turnaround instead of the usual one week and I will no doubt have to charge through the nose for delivery/collection which is normally gratis. I hope she appreciates that she has an ill bred costly mouth.

I thought I had better get that all off my chest before I remove her furniture from the van into the workshop. I was having those satisfying mental flashes of slashed seats with the stuffing hanging out and a little voice in my head saying “go on… you know you want to”.


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Comment by Cybez
2007-05-27 19:36:16

I can’t wait to read chapter 2 of this story. Good Luck!

 
Comment by Lula Bell
2007-05-29 13:04:16

Chapter 2 will involve Missus Snoot eating heaps of humble pie and worshipping the very ground upon which I walk, so overawed will she be at the transformation minus cigarette smoke and cat pee.

 
Comment by Mr. Boo
2007-05-30 09:26:04

Scratch the bitch!

 
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